Delighted with my grades from last semester!

I don’t know why I was so nervous.

I donated blood today and when the woman called me Sarah Ponyo. 

How did my last name look like Ponyo?! My surname’s P0yn0r … so I guess it does … a little.

An old (single) school friend just revealed she is five months pregnant - I’m shocked mainly due to the fact that her son turned one year old only two weeks ago. I’m even more shocked now that her mum told me that she didn’t even want another child yet. The fact that a twenty three year old can’t figure out contraception astounds me. 

I realise I sound judgmental but this is the girl who ran away with this guy she met in a chatroom without telling any of her friends when she was 15, so I don’t care.

I just dreamt that Johnny Depp was staying with me when he was filming. 

He did keep stealing food off my plate though … was not happy haha 

I’m still feeling the effects of last night. 

It was my friend’s birthday so we went out for a meal and drinks. A lot of drinks. 

The Christmas lights were being switched on last night, when I got into town to meet my friends there was a stage with an Elvis impersonator singing Queen songs Bollywood style. I didn’t know what the hell was going on.

My town’s weird.

I’m so glad my essays are done! My brain’s been all melty for three weeks.

And tomorrow is my friend’s 24th birthday so a few of us are going out for a meal, and it just happens to be the day the Christmas lights are getting switched on so; big catch up with friends, mulled wine, Christmas things and I get to wear my new dress! I plan on doing fuck all the rest of the weekend then Hanson are speaking/playing at the Oxford Union on Monday! I have to go just for mmmbop, lets face it.

I awoke from a deliciously long sleep to find an empty house so I’m currently sat watching Titanic in the living room with a huge mug of Sri Lankan tea, and some toast. I’m definitely liking this 4pm breakfast. 

• Walking to the bus stop this morning I genuinely started freaking out when I thought I saw a penguin on the path. It was a black cat with a white belly.
• Sat on the bus, staring out of the windows I again start freaking out when I thought I saw a headless seagull going about its business, like something out of Silent Hill. It was a heron. I just didn’t see its head. 
• and I submitted my essay online without a bibliography. The paper copy had one though so I hope it’s ok. 

Time to sleep.

Last night when I was unable to sleep I realised, I live within ten miles of both Kate Winslet and Kate Moss. 

And I live in the middle of nowhere. 

Hooray for the Cotswolds!

Woah. 

I’m so nervous about Saturday now! It feels like Christmas… albeit an uncertain one you have to plan with military precision. I am getting in to that room, no one is stopping me from seeing Johnny Depp!

I’m so glad I met projectionsonthewall last week! Now I have someone to flail about Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson with while I wait for the god that is Johnny Depp!

So nervous, Saturday can’t come quick enough.