And I realised a few things ripped off their website
Sea-monkey anatomy. Did you know sea-monkeys breathe through their legs? They’re also born with a third eye, which they lose as adults. And, as Susan once explained to me, they have “strong chitinous exoskeletons that will protect them from harm.” I’m so jealous.
•Sea-monkey digestion. Every five days, I feed my monkeys a tiny spoonful of food (which came with the eggs). You can tell when sea-monkeys are full because they’ll have a green or brown stripe going down the center of their bodies. They also feed off algae, so it’s a good idea never to clean the tank.
•Sea-monkey love. Sea-monkeys reproduce sexually and asexually — how convenient is that? When they do mate with another monkey, it can last days at a time. (This scared the life out of me when I first saw it.) Birth is even more horrifying, and looks like, as Susan puts it, “a death throe.”
•Sea-monkey disease. When my monkeys were only three weeks old, tiny black dots began to appear in the tank. I e-mailed Susan, who quickly confirmed it was a form of very dangerous and rare bacteria. Through Susan’s tight sea-monkey connections, I received a packet of “Sea Medic” within days. Thank goodness they all survived.
•Sea-monkey death. “I had one tank going for about 26 months, and then … well, I’m still moving towards the acceptance phase for that tank, so I better not talk about it,” Susan wrote to me, during one of our many sea-monkey heart-to-hearts. I realize I’m going to lose many more sea monkeys in the months (and years) ahead, so I’m trying to enjoy them while they’re still here. This, I believe, is the greatest sea-monkey lesson of all.
And brooke shields is an avid fan of seamonkeys! So maybe Michael got influenced or something hahahahahah:D
lmao, you’re so cute hahahaha
Aww you are so cute! I want Sea Monkeys again!!









